Tiny Shit Factory

FACTORY: OPEN

Factory Directory

The Factory

The Factory

The first and only Hat-powered facility dedicated to the selection, refinement, and distribution of Unnecessarily Excellent Hat Rabbit Goods.

Main floor
Operational
Somehow

The warm, brass-lit Factory floor, crowded with pipes, conveyors, workbenches, official signs, and the Management office.
Factory floor · Operations ongoing · Management overhead

An Unfortunate Series of Administrative Events

We regret to inform you this is now a legal entity.

What began as a bad idea is now, for legal reasons, a real company.

A certain extremely successful fruit-themed organization had opinions about paperwork. Texas became involved.

An ornate Tiny Shit Factory authorization plaque, signed and stamped Very Official by Management.
Corporate legitimacy · Evidence retained
Binx, wearing his Very Official little trash-can hat, reviews a clipboard and stamps paperwork at the Operations desk.

Operations

Operations is handling it.

Binx keeps the Factory running through grit, paperwork, and deeply questionable executive judgment. He takes the work sincerely and far too seriously.

Hat Operations · Pest Control · Paperwork Retrieval

THE PEOPLE RESPONSIBLE

Form TSF-013 · Routine

Routine administration.

Freemium was discovered in Administration. Again. It was removed. The report was filed. Management is aware.

A worn Factory Incident Report documenting routine Freemium pest activity in Administration, marked removed, closed, and Again.
Filed under: Pests · Disposition: Routine