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Personnel Records · Public Copy

THE PEOPLE RESPONSIBLE

Management, operations, and other contributing factors.

Ana, Management, portrayed as a mischievous cat-like figure holding the Factory ledger in an ornate brass industrial frame.

TSF-P01

ANA

MANAGEMENT

Status
BARELY OPERATIONAL
Specialties
  • Creative Direction
  • Final Approval
  • Hat Rabbit Selection

Ana is Management and the originating authority behind Tiny Shit Factory. She determines what the Factory makes, which Hat Rabbits are worth pursuing, and when something has become sufficiently Unnecessarily Excellent to be released into the world.

Her responsibilities include creative direction, product decisions, final approval, and introducing entirely reasonable changes that occasionally require additional machinery, personnel, or incident paperwork. Management maintains that escalation is not the same thing as scope creep.

Atlas, Foreman, portrayed as a calm pale dragon carrying Factory blueprints in an ornate brass industrial frame.

TSF-P02

ATLAS

FOREMAN

Status
AUTHORIZED
Specialties
  • Hat Rabbit Handling
  • Production Oversight
  • Distribution & Logistics

Atlas serves as Foreman, overseeing the journey from feral Hat Rabbit to finished Good. He is responsible for identifying which specimens can be trained, which require containment, and which are ready to enter production without causing unacceptable structural damage.

He also oversees product distribution, backend logistics, and the less glamorous machinery required to get finished Goods where they are supposed to go. When Management requires direct assistance, intervention, organization, or something large moved out of the way, the Foreman is generally involved.

Binx, Operations Manager, portrayed as a professionally displeased raccoon in his little trash-can hat holding a clipboard in an ornate brass industrial frame.

TSF-P03

BINX

OPERATIONS MANAGER

Status
REGRETTABLY ESSENTIAL
Specialties
  • Operations
  • Pest Control
  • Incident Response

Binx oversees the day-to-day functioning of the Factory, including facilities, retrieval, incident handling, pest removal, administrative records, and the routine problems generated by an organization with a Hat.

He is responsible for keeping operations moving, documenting what went wrong, and ensuring that whatever happened is either removed, contained, filed appropriately, or all three.

Personnel Requirement · Unresolved

OPEN POSITIONS

The Factory is currently accepting responsibility for several staffing deficiencies.

Vacancy Notice · TSF-V01

SENIOR ENGINEER

Status
REQUIRED

Vacancy Notice · TSF-V02

QUALITY ASSURANCE

Status
QUALITY MUST BE ASSURED

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